How do I disable narrator forever?

I deleted my Narrator.exe

I found it in the Windows\System32 folder. Before I deleted Narrator.exe I right-clicked the file, Properties. Then I took ownership and changed the permissions giving me full control.

Having changed the access control, I deleted Narrator.exe.

I checked in Control Panel - Ease of access, when I clicked on Narrator nothing happened, just what I wanted.

One of following methods should work.

Method A

1. Navigate to System32.
2. Locate Narrator.exe.
3. Disable execution permission.

Method B

1. Open regedit.exe.

2. Create the following key.

   HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\Narrator.exe

3. In that key, create a new string value named Debugger and assign it the value %1.

Reference: Disabling Narrator.

I disabled Narrator for a while on Windows 8 (by finding 'Narrator.exe' and adding an access-control entry to deny 'Read & execute' permission for the built-in principal 'Everyone'), because I hated it too. However, when I upgraded to Windows 8.1 Narrator became enabled again. It was then that I found a better solution to the problem of being annoyed by Narrator:

• Open Narrator Settings (the modern version; search Start)
• Enable Narrator using the slide-bar
• Select voice 'Microsoft Zira'
• Slide the pitch to minimum
• Slide the speed to minimum
• Disable Narrator using the slide-bar

Now, when I accidentally press Windows+Enter I can laugh at the funny voice, which means I don't get annoyed. The best part is pressing Windows+Enter again to disable Narrator. Slow Zira's valediction cracks me up every time.