Dissociated Press

Perl, 81 82

Uses 2 character overlap, discounts newlines, stops when it encounters a dead-end.

for($/=$,,$_=<>,@_=/(..)/;print($a=$_[rand
@_]),($b.=$a)=~/..$/,@_=/\Q$&\E(.)/g;){}

For example, used on the beginning of the test of the wikipedia article for Markov chains:

$ perl dissociated.pl markov.txt 

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It handles utf-8 by accident. Lovely.


Brachylog, 45 bytes

s₃ᵇS&s₂ᵇṛ;S↰₁h
tT&ha₁l₂g;Tz{~a₀ᵈ}ˢṛtC&h,C;T↰|

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Character level Dissociated Press, with N = 2 (can be changed by changing the initial \$_3\$ to \$_{N+1}\$ and the \$_2\$s elsewhere to \$_N\$ eg.).

Input

Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.

(Sample) output

ormtair, the slim the good and and advis Profes Professormtair, advis him the good and advisessormtail bids hises hair, and advises him the good day, and day, the slimeball.


Word level Dissociated Press at just a few more bytes:

52 bytes

ṇ₂Ws₃ᵇS∧Ws₂ᵇṛ;S↰₁h~ṇ₂
tT&ha₁l₂g;Tz{~a₀ᵈ}ˢṛtC&h,C;T↰|

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Input

King’s Cross Station was huge and busy, with walls and floors paved with ordinary dirt-stained tiles. It was full of ordinary people hurrying about their ordinary business, having ordinary conversations which generated lots and lots of ordinary noise. King’s Cross Station had a Platform Nine (which they were standing on) and a Platform Ten (right nearby) but there was nothing between Platform Nine and Platform Ten except a thin, unpromising barrier wall. A great skylight overhead let in plenty of light to illuminate the total lack whatsoever of any Platform Nine and Three-Quarters.

(Sample) output

barrier wall. A great skylight overhead let in plenty of light to illuminate the total lack whatsoever of any Platform Nine (which they were standing on) and a Platform Nine (which they were standing on) and a Platform Nine (which they were standing on) and a Platform Nine and Platform Ten (right nearby) but there was nothing between Platform Nine (which they were standing on) and a Platform Nine (which they were standing on) and a Platform Ten (right nearby) but there was nothing between Platform Nine and Three-Quarters.


Python 2.7, 355 chars

I've actually written a program like this before as an AI experiment, so let's just dissect it a little, remove some unnecessary things, and golf it :D

import re,random,sys
r=range
x=re.compile("([\w']+[\.?!,]?)+")
f=open(sys.argv[1])
c=f.read()
f.close()
t=x.findall(c)
m={}
for l in r(len(t)):
 w=[];c=t[l]
 for y in r(len(t)-1):
  if c==t[y]:w.append(str(t[y+1]))
 m[c]=w
x=random.choice(m.keys())
for i in r(int(sys.argv[2])):
 if len(m[x])==0:break
 y=random.choice(m[x]);print y,
 x=y

input works by providing a filename and the length of the output you want, in words

python disspress.py nevermore.txt 100

and nothing more! Open here ashore, Desolate yet all the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a moment and
nothing more. Deep into the Night's Plutonian shore! Quoth the lamplight o'er _She_ shall clasp a s
ainted maiden whom the door Some late visiter entreating entrance at my bosom's core This I scarcely
more than muttered, tapping at my books surcease of that melancholy burden bore For the Raven, Neve
rmore. And the chamber door Bird or stayed he hath spoken! Leave no syllable expressing To the tempe
st tossed thee here for evermore. And each separate dying ember wrought its only stock and

sample text brought to you by a previous challenge

Optionally, you could save the contents of m to a file for later use, so it doesn't have to parse the entire file, as that could take longer periods of time to build the dictionary it references for the words especially for larger texts (like books).

edit: regardless if there was a winner chosen already, I'm posting it anyways :P