Code Golf Golf Score
PHP 5.3+, 173 167 166 159 156 151 127 121 bytes
echo[Condor,Albatross,Eagle,Birdie,Par,$b=Bogey,"Double $b","Triple $b","Haha you loser"][min(4+$s-$p,8)]?:"Hole in one";
echo$s-1?["Condor","Albatross","Eagle","Birdie","Par",$b="Bogey","Double $b","Triple $b","Haha you loser"][min(4+$s-$p,8)]:"Hole in one";
Set $score and $par variables before the echo and you're off.
echo [Condor,
Albatross,
Eagle,
Birdie,
Par,
$b = Bogey,
"Double $b",
"Triple $b",
"Haha you loser"][ min( 4+$s-$p,8 ) ]
?: "Hole in one";
Edits
-6: Not storing the array, just calling it if need be.
-1: Flipping the ternary around.
-7: The lowest $s-$p with $s>1 is -4, so the max() isn't necessary, since 4+$s-$p >= 0.
-3: Array -> explode(), thanks CoolestVeto!
-5: Cheaty string literal undefined constant plus $r[-1] -> false, thanks Ismael Miguel!
-24: Moving from an explode() function to a printf/%s setup, with some tweaks, more thanks to Ismael Miguel for the change of direction.
-6: Swerve, we're back to echo again!
05AB1E, 91 90 bytes
Code:
-5+U“¥Ê€†€µ“ª"0Bogey"ДCondor Albatross²è Birdie Par ÿ‹¶ÿ½¿ÿ”ð¡“Haha€î loser“X0¹1Qm*@0ð:ðÛ
Explanation:
Part 1:
-5+ # Computes Score - Par + 5
U # Store in X
“¥Ê€†€µ“ª # Short for "Hole in one"
"0Bogey" # Push this string
Ð # Triplicate
Part 2:
”Condor Albatross²è Birdie Par ÿ‹¶ÿ½¿ÿ”ð¡
This is the same as "Condor Albatross Eagle Birdie Par 0Bogey Double0Bogey Triple0Bogey" using string compression and string interpolation. We then split on spaces, using ð¡.
Part 3:
“Haha€î loser“ # Push "Haha you loser"
X # Push X
0¹1Qm # Compute 0 ^ (score == 1), this translates 1 to 0 and
everything else to 1.
* # Multiply the top two items
@ # Get the string from that position
0ð: # Replace zeros with spaces
ðÛ # Trim off leading spaces
Discovered a lot of bugs, uses CP-1252 encoding.
Try it online!
Vitsy, 131 bytes
D1-)["eno ni eloH"rZ;]r-5+D9/([X9]mZ
"rodnoC"
"ssortablA"
"elgaE"
"eidriB"
"raP"
"yegoB"
4m" elbuoD"
4m" elpirT"
"resol uoy ahaH"Explanation:
D1-)["eno ni eloH"rZ;]r-5+D9/([X9]mZ
D1-)[ ] If the second input is 1, do the bracketed stuff.
"eno ni eloH"rZ; Output "Hole in one" and quit.
r Reverse the stack.
- Subtract the top two items.
5+ Add 5 to fix for negative values of score.
D9/([ ] If the result of that is greater than 8, do the stuff in brackets.
X Remove the top item.
9 Push 9. This forces any items greater than 8 to be 9.
m Execute this number line.
Z Output everything in the stack.
This works by figuring out what the score is relative to the par, then executing different lines (and gaining different strings) thereof.
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Verbose Mode (for poops and giggles):
duplicate top item;
push 1;
subtract top two;
if (int) top is not 0;
begin recursive area;
toggle double quote;
push 14;
eval(stack);
capture stack as object with next;
;
eval(stack);
push input item;
;
push 14;
push length of stack;
capture stack as object with next;
push all ints between second to top and top;
toggle double quote;
reverse stack;
output stack as chars;
generic exit;
end recursive area;
reverse stack;
subtract top two;
push 5;
add top two;
duplicate top item;
push 9;
divide top two;
if (int) top is 0;
begin recursive area;
remove top;
push 9;
end recursive area;
goto top method;
output stack as chars;
:toggle double quote;
reverse stack;
capture stack as object with next;
push 13;
eval(stack);
capture stack as object with next;
push cosine of top;
toggle double quote;
:toggle double quote;
push inverse sine of top;
push inverse sine of top;
capture stack as object with next;
reverse stack;
push inverse tangent of top;
push 10;
push 11;
push length of stack;
push inverse cosine of top;
toggle double quote;
:toggle double quote;
push 14;
push length of stack;
g;
push 10;
push e;
toggle double quote;
:toggle double quote;
push 14;
push input item;
push 13;
reverse stack;
push input item;
B;
toggle double quote;
:toggle double quote;
reverse stack;
push 10;
push pi;
toggle double quote;
:toggle double quote;
push number of stacks;
push 14;
g;
capture stack as object with next;
B;
toggle double quote;
:push 4;
goto top method;
toggle double quote;
;
push 14;
push length of stack;
push 11;
flatten top two stacks;
capture stack as object with next;
duplicate top item;
toggle double quote;
:push 4;
goto top method;
toggle double quote;
;
push 14;
push length of stack;
push whether (int) top item is prime;
push input item;
reverse stack;
push tangent of top;
toggle double quote;
;
;
:toggle double quote;
reverse stack;
push 14;
push inverse sine of top;
capture stack as object with next;
push length of stack;
;
flatten top two stacks;
capture stack as object with next;
push number of stacks;
;
push 10;
factorize top item;
push 10;
push all ints between second to top and top;
toggle double quote;